Daily Dad Joke

One delightfully questionable dad joke, served fresh every morning. A groan a day keeps the seriousness away. Why did the stadium get hot after the game? One fresh joke in your inbox every morning. What do you call a dinosaur that crashes his car? Tyrannosaurus Wrecks. What do you call a shoe made of a banana? A slipper. What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backward? A receding hare-line. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman. Why did the tomato turn red? It saw the salad dressing. What do you call a sleeping T-Rex? A dino-snore. What do you call a sleeping cow? A bulldozer.